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'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Tzatzikicicle

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Executive Tacos

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

Spaghetto

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

Spoonstock.

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

Seaside Caf

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

"Eureka the natural flavour we've been looking for."

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"