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'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Tzatzikicicle

Patissier

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Two boys eating ice cream

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Shark with fish lollipops

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

"It's a dessert island...!"

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.

"Meals on Wheels"

What do you wish for next year?

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

Clockwork Doll

Magical box of chocolates.

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

"For your convenience, we ate all the candy you probably wouldn't like."

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"It's just the instruction manual. The candy's down in the truck."

Chocolate cake