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'Apparently, someone went on my computer and ordered fifty cases of doggy num nums...would you happen to know anything about that?'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Dog looks at food and asks 'No prizes?'.

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'

"I won the lottery. Suddenly HE'S MY best friend."

"I think you might have taken this reward training thing a bit too far."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Patissier

"I'm a monster."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Whale Piñata.

Shall I be mother?

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Product Testing Department

A day in the life of a dog.