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'Apparently, someone went on my computer and ordered fifty cases of doggy num nums...would you happen to know anything about that?'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Dog looks at food and asks 'No prizes?'.

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'

"I won the lottery. Suddenly HE'S MY best friend."

"I think you might have taken this reward training thing a bit too far."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

You're the puff in my pastry!

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Patissier

"I'm a monster."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Whale Piñata.

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

Shall I be mother?

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.