Treat Connoisseur T-Shirts

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"Doggie treats are just another way for humans to control us and steal our freedom."

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Next Round Indicator

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"