Dessert Connoisseur T-Shirts

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"Not saying much are they?"

"This must be mine."

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Eating ice cream.

"I don't want any pie, so can I get Ice Cream A La Mode!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

Baskin and Robin

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Banana Split Personality

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

His Her Cakes