Dessert Connoisseur T-Shirts

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"Not saying much are they?"

"This must be mine."

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Eating ice cream.

"I don't want any pie, so can I get Ice Cream A La Mode!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

Baskin and Robin

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I am so attracted to you right now."