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'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"Does anything die and become dessert?"

There are extenuating circustances when you consider that the apple was covered in dark chocolate and rolled in macadamia nuts....I'm only human.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

"Would anyone care for some Pi"

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

"You want a piece of this?!"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

'Aunt Clara! Buddie's ant farm is raiding the banana pudding!'

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"How's your Blackforest gateau Sir?"

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet tooth ate me out of house and home.'

Banana Split: We can still be friends.

When life gave you lemons, you made lemonade. When life gave me lemons, I made lemon meringue.

Ice creams

"Stay calm, but I'm thinking dessert will be calling when that third scoop starts falling."

'We're keeping him in custard for forty-eight hours.'

'Agreed, for our stockholders meeting. . . Peg will make her layer cake, Helene her torte. . .'

Maud Loves a Guy With Tight Buns.

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Einstein's sweet tooth: E = ice cream cone

Three Piece Sweet

I Bake. Deal with it.

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Chocolate cake