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'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"