Nostalgic Dessert Lover T-Shirts

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Ice Cream Dreams.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Shark infested custard!

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'