Nostalgic Dessert Lover Mugs

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Shark infested custard!

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Mouse with a cat cake.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'