Nostalgic Baker Mugs

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

A heart shaped cake

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Ice Cream Dreams.

Old Spice

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Scales

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Griller highlights never gets old

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.