Nostalgic Chef Mugs

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Old Spice

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Letter Collecting Nerd

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Griller highlights never gets old

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'

A TV Shopping for a TV Dinner.

'This is great: Your 'Dog's Breakfast' reminds me of my mum's cooking...'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.