Authentic Dessert Lover Gifts

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Gooseberry Fool...

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Banana Split Personality

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

His Her Cakes

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Thou Shalt Not!