Dessert Lovers Gifts

'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

"I wonder if it's right, while seeing these tragedies on the news, to enjoy my coffee... or some ice cream... or a piece of cake.."

"You're losing your everything."

Classic Battles: Godzilla vs. America's Favorite: Vanilla.

"Like me on tastebook or I'll blow my fruit out!"

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I'm about to achieve one of the great passions of my life: dessert."

"And we're getting our 3 daily servings of dairy products too!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."