Dessert Aficionados Gifts

Rocky Road, Private Eye

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

The Pi Advantage

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Banana Split...

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

His Her Cakes

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Gooseberry Fool...

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Banana Split Personality

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"