Dessert Enthusiast Gifts

Days since last ice cream.

'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'

"Pie charts cost too much. So I ordered tart charts."

"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."

Moses leads his people to the dessert.

'What's for dessert?'

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

Brownie-in-Motion.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'

Thou Shalt Not!

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."

"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'My husband says you can't live on chocolate alone, but I don't think he's ever really tried.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Eton Mess

"Excellent choice, our double mocha fudge supreme has never been linked to a serious injury or fatality."

Little boy crying because has is too full for plum pudding

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli, Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Mum, that man smells like trifle.'

'Excuse us, Sir - Do you need any help with that chocolate pudding?'

"Maybe we should sell books about paletas."

"They offer a great three-course meal -- one appetizer and two desserts."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

Man doing pushups is eating pie.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'Tonight's defibrillator complements of the paramedics at the bar.'

I did not order the chocolate moose so I'm not paying for it! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

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