Dessert Lover Gifts

'What sort of filling do you want?'

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

'According to this blood work, you're 80% cake.'

"How about an apple split for a change?"

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

"No, you idiot. It says 'I left you four brownies'!"

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

Great Moments in Computer History: Marie Antoinette's spreadsheet shows the peasants have no bread, but lots of cake.

'Don't waste time on the dry foods, gang - head straight for that banana cream pie!'

'Don't touch that last piece of pie...I've got my eye on it!'

'Sorry, it's because of Global warming - you want a dessert and get a desert!'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

Cake Walk.

Cheesecake nutritional information.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Frankly, Mr. Reid, you should've expected to break a tooth on something called rocky road.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Cake $6.66. Upside-down cake $9.99.

EU and India partnership.

Thin and thick

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It seems like a long way to go to get stuck on a bad pun."

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".

Heavy syrup

'Can I substitute saltwater taffy for a serving of seafood?'

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"Cheer up, Nicole! What does Princeton know? Say, you got any plans for that last bit of cobbler?"

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"