Little Dessert Lover Gifts

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Banana Split Personality

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

His Her Cakes

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Gooseberry Fool...