Dessert Enthusiast Mugs

Days since last ice cream.

'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'

"Pie charts cost too much. So I ordered tart charts."

"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."

Moses leads his people to the dessert.

'What's for dessert?'

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

Brownie-in-Motion.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

Thou Shalt Not!

'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

'Sorry, folks, but the Peach Flambé has been removed from the menu!'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"Maybe we should sell books about paletas."

"Excellent choice, our double mocha fudge supreme has never been linked to a serious injury or fatality."

Little boy crying because has is too full for plum pudding

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Excuse us, Sir - Do you need any help with that chocolate pudding?'

'Mum, that man smells like trifle.'

"They offer a great three-course meal -- one appetizer and two desserts."

I did not order the chocolate moose so I'm not paying for it! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

Man doing pushups is eating pie.

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli, Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Tonight's defibrillator complements of the paramedics at the bar.'

'Finish your ice cream, young man, or no salad.'

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."

"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."

'My husband says you can't live on chocolate alone, but I don't think he's ever really tried.'