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'I thought we were going halves.'

'Hmmm, ethically sourced or chocolate sauced?'

"Life's a binge and then you diet"

'I want the whole pie!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy

"No cherry on the top, please....I'm on a diet!"

Meals on Wheels.

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

"For dessert I'll have milk and cookies."

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Rhubarb Crumble...

'Therapy?'

'My dentist told me to eat soft food for about an hour.'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Lemming meringue pie.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

Nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY better than a cake that resembles your nose...

Pig eating Christmas pudding

The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

American Pastry

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

'Wait a minute - What KIND of pan dowdy is this?'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"My parents decriminalized sugar."