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'I thought we were going halves.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy

'Hmmm, ethically sourced or chocolate sauced?'

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'I want the whole pie!'

Meals on Wheels.

"No cherry on the top, please....I'm on a diet!"

"Life's a binge and then you diet"

The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

'My dentist told me to eat soft food for about an hour.'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Therapy?'

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY better than a cake that resembles your nose...

Lemming meringue pie.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

Pig eating Christmas pudding

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

"For dessert I'll have milk and cookies."

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

Rhubarb Crumble...

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."

"I'm a lawyer, so I'll try the torte."

"Wow, great tiramisu! I haven’t felt this fulfilled since before we met!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)