Dessert Devotees T-Shirts

'I just don't understand why I'm not getting any business...'

"I gave up dieting cold turkey."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"One kiddie cone."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Cakes. Ice Cream. Pies. We're supposed to be on a desert isle --- This is the dessert aisle.

Repletion.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Every time I go on a diet, some kind of physiological disturbance kicks in that sends me off on a feeding frenzy.'

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I am so attracted to you right now."