Dessert Devotees Pillows

'I just don't understand why I'm not getting any business...'

"I gave up dieting cold turkey."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"One kiddie cone."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Repletion.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Every time I go on a diet, some kind of physiological disturbance kicks in that sends me off on a feeding frenzy.'

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Banana Split...

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Gooseberry Fool...

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Banana Split Personality

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

His Her Cakes

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."