Dessert Fanatics T-Shirts

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Banana Split...

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Gooseberry Fool...

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Banana Split Personality

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

His Her Cakes

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I am so attracted to you right now."