Frozen Dessert Connoisseur T-Shirts

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Shark infested custard!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Mouse with a cat cake.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."