Frozen Dessert Connoisseur T-Shirts

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Shark infested custard!

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Parisian man eating pastries