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How to Get Rid of All the Snow

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

"We have names for 37 types of sno-cones.".

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

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The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

What do you wish for next year?

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

"No dessert until you finish your dinner."

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

Custard's Last Stand: 'Come to Papa!'