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It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

I told you you'd get brain freeze if you ate them too fast.

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

Fisherman catches fish sticks

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

"Great. The freezer's broken. Now what?"