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"Great. The freezer's broken. Now what?"

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snow is falling...

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

I told you you'd get brain freeze if you ate them too fast.

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

Fisherman catches fish sticks

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

Cryogenic Cookery