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Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

What do you wish for next year?

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

Advent fridge

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,