Treat Connoisseur Gifts

It is not enough that I receive a treat. The dog must also be deprived of one.

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"Doggie treats are just another way for humans to control us and steal our freedom."

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Mayo-A-Mayo

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Next Round Indicator

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."