Treat Lover T-Shirts

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Pack of oreos.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Ice cream van - Large cone.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Vegetarian Birds

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Banana Split Personality