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'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Two boys eating ice cream

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

A day in the life of a dog.

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"It's her first snowman."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

"It's a dessert island...!"

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

What do you wish for next year?

When seasons collide

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

Pack of oreos.

Advent fridge

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

"Okay, everything on this table, from here down, is pumpkin-flavored."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!