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'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'We,ve moved on a bit since 'Happy Hour'!'

"Hmm, this cheeky little red just stamped on my toes, poked me in the eye, kicked me in the nuts and said 'get a life, you sad git'."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Man...You age great!'

"Scotch and water musick."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'