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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Man...You age great!'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."