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Spring Water

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

"Of course you could use a damn drink. We all could use a damn drink!"

"I'm bar hopping!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Same again.'

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Next Round Indicator

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Queen Elizabeth holding a pint of beer.

Crowbar

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I'm married but I'm separated."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

My Philosophy take #74

"You folks drunk enough yet?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."