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'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Scotch and water musick."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.