Liquid Connoisseur Prints

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'We,ve moved on a bit since 'Happy Hour'!'

"Hmm, this cheeky little red just stamped on my toes, poked me in the eye, kicked me in the nuts and said 'get a life, you sad git'."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.