Liquid Enthusiast Prints

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

'I think you were supposed to wait a while after drinking it.'

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"An everything Martini, please."

Newt sale

Balancing two espresso martinis

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Another flue shot, Larry.