Liquid Enthusiast Pillows

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

'I think you were supposed to wait a while after drinking it.'

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."