Liquid Lovers Pillows

"I'm addicted to water."

A Good Batch.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

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'I'm an atheist!'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Wanna talk about it?

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Martini Lovers

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

California Beverages Map

My first mistake.

Join me in a beer?

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

"Brian's considering the optics."

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

Hotel mini-bar.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."