Liquid Lovers T-Shirts

"I'm addicted to water."

A Good Batch.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Wanna talk about it?

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Martini Lovers

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“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

My first mistake.

Join me in a beer?

"Brian's considering the optics."

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"