Liquid Lover Prints

Man drinking lots of water

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'When I told him we had no wine, he just kept going.'

A Good Batch.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

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Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Martini Lovers

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

California Beverages Map

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

My first mistake.

Join me in a beer?

"I'm addicted to water."

"Brian's considering the optics."

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

The Critic...