Liquid Lover Gifts

Man drinking lots of water

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'When I told him we had no wine, he just kept going.'

A Good Batch.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

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Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Martini Lovers

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

California Beverages Map

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

My first mistake.

Join me in a beer?

"Brian's considering the optics."

"I'm addicted to water."

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.