Liquid Leisure Lover Gifts

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

A Good Batch.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

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Problem Solving

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Well Earned Vacation"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Table tennis.

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

9-5, 5-9

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.