Ink Connoisseur Prints

Tolstoy with 'War & Peace' tattooed on his knuckles.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'No ice.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Join me in a Martini?

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The Family Joules: Part 21

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Man...You age great!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Redhead

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

'Fried chickens.'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Penny

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The Family Joules: Part 3