Ink Aficionados Prints

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

Tattoos & super powers removed

'OK, OK, quit rushing me.'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'I distinctly asked for LOVE and HATE!'

A pig in a Tattoo parlour getting a 'coin slot' tattoo.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Penny

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Whiskey wars

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I ink, therefore I am....'