Ink Lovers Prints

'You'd better stop there, my council funding's just been cut.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'I'm an atheist!'

Penny

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"I'm addicted to water."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"How much more for pinstripes?"