Rink Lover Prints

'With global warming, good ice is getting hard to find.'

A Good Batch.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

The Snarky District

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

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"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

Whiskey wars