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'And a hint of oak.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Feast

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."