Flavor Aficionados T-Shirts

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Needs salt!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Funky Chef 2

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

A menu with risks and benefits

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.