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'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Needs salt!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Sushi Train Spotters

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

I am to blame.

Funky Chef 2

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

A menu with risks and benefits

Ice Cream Flavors

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Paul Bocuse caricature

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.