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"Not you, too, Larry. Pumpkin-flavored?"

The Devil has the best Tunes. Jesus says: 'Oooh, cherry menthol flavour.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Some scents are nonsense.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"The antidote is $150."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot