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"Not you, too, Larry. Pumpkin-flavored?"

The Devil has the best Tunes. Jesus says: 'Oooh, cherry menthol flavour.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Some scents are nonsense.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"The antidote is $150."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot