Flavor Enthusiasts T-Shirts

You call this "berry-flavored"? Children's FDA.

'All in flavor say 'vanilla'.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Needs salt!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Harsh Mellows.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."