Flavor Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'All in flavor say 'vanilla'.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Needs salt!'

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Thermidor Dali

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."